Wednesday, September 12, 2007

NO RETURN

I should like to point that any publicity you may see regarding my predilection for a certain vegetable extract was made without my permission, and does not reflect my taste in sandwich fillers. As it happens, I am still partial to marmalade, both on toast and bread, and any donations to that end are always received gratefully (for your information, I prefer coarse-cut).

I shall be raising this unfortunate (not to mention defamatory) incident with the highest authorities in the land, and may even sue.


PAH.

1 Comments:

Blogger Newfred said...

Sorry to see you being misrepresented in this way. Are bears entitled to legal aid?

9:32 AM  

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