MY LOWER INTESTINE IS FULL OF SPAM, EGG, SPAM, BACON, SPAM, TOMATOES, SPAM

Apologies if you are getting a spam warning when you visit this blog. Blogger is assessing whether I am a person or an evil spamming automaton. If I am the former, Homo Ludens will continue in its usual sporadic fashion; if the latter, I shall be struck off.

But you, dear readers, know the truth: that I am a bear. The nature of Blogger's policies towards bears is unknown, and I shall naturally be following the assessment with a keen interest.