SEE THE WORLD WITHOUT EVER LEAVING BEIJING!

Confucius says: "while your parents are alive, you should not go too far afield in your travels. If you do, your whereabouts should always be known." Confucius would surely disapprove of me then, but he would heartily endorse the Beijing World Park:









Seriously, if it's kitsch you want, come to Beijing. Alas, I'm moving south tomorrow, so the World Park will have to wait for another visit...